At last, go cashless for Corona

And for a short time, free shipping

Make it easy, refer a friend

Online availability now means

New opportunities

Book with confidence,

Stimulus, Kickstarter, Gofundme,

Means-tested grants

For hard-hit sectors,

A supply-chain response,

During these challenging times,

This curve, this surge,

This peak,

We are here to help you

To edge higher, impact, empower

To assist with your needs.

Have we turned the corner?

[Composed entirely of phrases taken from promotional emails I’ve received in the last 3 days.]

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